By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 829
You deserved it 2 805
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

arano 29

That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor

220 2
zeffra13 31

That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.

132 2

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Uhh, he's at a club? He expected to DANCE? With other people??

3 0
Elgrin 15

Politely decline? I'd be more inclined to smile ferally, agree, and then proceed to thoroughly mix and match the contents of said purses and wallets. I guarantee it'd be the last time they ask you to do that.

15 2
vOIDmASS 13

Brilliant. Just imagine the chaos that would ensue. But OP, be a nice guy and let them know you have to leave before you bounce

3 0
ismoke_broccoli 5

Honesty, I would of grabbed all their purses and went home.

0 5
JustTheTruth42 13

XD I stop reading after strap on and started laughing.

4 13
Smiles360 7

You should've said "nah I'm good" and then go on to the dance floor

16 0
Caelophile 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
1 20
interesting33 36

What? They assumed that he would watch their purses (possibly just because he was a guy so they assumed he wouldn't dance, without asking). How was HE commodifying THEM?

11 2
routerere 10

"Activate sarcasm font" He's clearly sexist. Only a male chauvinist pig would be put off by spending an evening guarding women's personal belongings instead of having fun like he planned. And only a chauvinistic pig would commodify women so brutally by hoping to dance with them when going to a club.

1 0
tjpr314 8

You should have said no because you want to go dance too. Then everyone would have to hold their own purse on the dance floor. And if they don't like it, next time they shouldn't bring a purse at all or take something small enough that won't be such a hassle to put off on someone else.

9 0
isaak_sanchez 18

Pretty sure that's the only reason you got to go with 6 girls

8 4
GAeroNKissR 26

you know what they say: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

8 0