Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (101)
genius_man16 1
more like MLIA so what? you didn't score $100, who cares? Jesus, I'm sure you'll get along just fine.
22jrdn55 15
you should've smacked that fat-ass bitch!! and dont leave without your 100 bucks
romaunts 0
Wellll, you didn't get $100 that wasn't yours to begin with... boohoo? Had you not seen it, you wouldn't have posted this at all... or do you go home everyday saying "Wah, I didn't get free money today, FML."?
delly_fml 0
I would hve followed him n said that that was mine...yes I would lie for 100 dollars n ur an idiot if u wouldn't
RatIsKing 0
not an FML. MLIA
lordmoe 0
BOO HOO Go cry me a river...
OperationNicole_fml 0
It was probably his. He dropped it and picked it up, and it's normal he would hate almost losing 100 of his hard-earned bucks.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Sorry this is NOT a FML. I would be if you dropped a $100 bill and some guy grabbed it and rubbed it in your face. But since it wasn't your money to start with quit being a whiny baby and get over it!
RNCftw 0
wtf. it wasnt even yours. the real FML is for whoever lost that thing.
luxornv 0
Let's see, you could have had $100 if you were quicker, but if you didn't get it, you lost nothing. It would have been nice, but it doesn't suck.