Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
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time4coffee 3
I am Christian and that kind of jamming Jesus down my throat makes gag.
Babushka_Homyak 10
I can already foresee most of the comments condemning OP for not being Christian. FYL OP, no one deserves to be forced into religious gatherings/ceremonies/etc.
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I can almost guarantee this thread/FML will be shut down if the arguments keep arising. So let's see what I can start, shall I? Non-Christians have a higher chance of contracting AIDS. Prove me wrong.
deadheroz 0
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Non-christians have more gay butsecs. So you are right.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
buttsecks?
gary1984 0
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lmao that is a way better point than I made hahaha I don't see anyone arguing with you on that one dude called me a bible humper which I'd rather do than be a ass humper or a **** breather hahaha
deadheroz 0
It's funny that Christians get yelled at for not liking gays and then you whine about them beliving in a creator....
shananigans 0
Five hours?? Are you kidding? I'm Christian and I've gone to Christian camps but we've never sang and prayed for five straight hours... We did roast marshmallows and play games (not strictly religious games, mind you) and go swimming and stuff like any other camp.
kevinsagirl2323 8
next time do some research on where you're going.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Why didn't you research the camp first before going? YDI for not even looking up the camp first