Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
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lilluvowl 0
Omg! that's when I would kick his ass. after I woke up...
perdix 31
YDI for not wearing a helmet. It's a good idea to wear one while snowboarding, but it's a must to wear it while talking to your brother since he's known to deliver random head shots.
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Comments (91)
Hockeyboy4280 18
Go to the hospital. Get checked out. Concussions are no laughing matter, because I've had about 5 and they're nothing to joke about. When you get home and rest for a few days, ram his head into a wooden cabin wall really ******' hardly until his eyes roll.
Kittie68 0
omg he said he wore a helmet. like every other comment someone is saying he didn't fyl op fo real
snoboard4lifebro 0
haha i got a minor concussion when i last went snowboarding and i DIDNT wear a helmet btw ur bros a butthole kick his ass Good Snowboarding!
dansco 25
If you thought you had a concussion, why go home? Go to the hospital idiot!
unctarheel529 0
my friend did that same thing to me and I blacked out
TheNewGuy03 29
"get the **** off my ice, you li'l wanker!!!!!!" |the kid|
Adrian66_fml 0
yeah, I'd beat the holy hell out of him the next time he's asleep.
Arisakentaro 0
dnt fall asleep :P
silverwolf064 0
I got a concussion from getting clothes-lined in a hockey game. even with a helmet you can easily get concussed, as I found out. go to the hospital and get a doctor's note for school/ work, because the only way to heal it is to not stress or try to learn new things. good luck
VladAlex 0
pussy