Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
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lilluvowl 0
Omg! that's when I would kick his ass. after I woke up...
perdix 31
YDI for not wearing a helmet. It's a good idea to wear one while snowboarding, but it's a must to wear it while talking to your brother since he's known to deliver random head shots.
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Comments (91)
Miss_Random 0
Take it like a man? I hate that expression.
maxxsupremus92 0
#44 i feel u especial when its a girl says that. Its a useless expression .
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
ouch....I feel bad 4 u
taelorrae011 0
oh goodness. ouch! I hope it gets better. don't go to sleep!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
That whole thing about not going to sleep after getting a head injury is rubbish. Go to sleep and have a friend wake you up and check on you every two hours. If things seem off, go to the hospital ASAP.
aang2014 0
feel bad for you, had same thing happen while skiing, was cut off thrown down hill and got concussion
takemewithy0u 0
Your bro is a dick. Hit him in the head really hard when he's asleep.
darkmis1 18
I've had a concussion before. I told the guy I was dating at the time, and he didn't believe me. Go to the doctor, OP. I hope you're okay!
EpicFishFingers 0
Lol, guess that kinda ****** up his whole man speech Hope you got him back before writing this though
cjinx13 3
that's why you should wear a helmet tard
harbqll 0
Your brother's definition of being a man entails 'sucking it'? You're from New York, that's for sure.
Jocelyn5 0
Your brother seems kinda mean lol