Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
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IthicaTheDragon 0
hehe that's what you get for trying to show off.
karinerz 0
Ouch. Must have hurt. Its not really your fault though I'd say, it's natural for people to want to show off. There's nothing wrong with it, if you don't take it too far.
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Comments (67)
stevesteve98 0
I suppose this was at castle mountain? because I was there today.
marcranger 29
super_hoser, I'm not sure if you're even around fml a year later, but I will say this: submitting an fml does not guarantee you any sympathy. writing a bunch of defensive, insulting follow-up posts when you don't get cries of, "poor baby!" makes you look like the whiny **** you are. furthermore, having read your first followup where you say the buckle unsnapped, you look like an incompetent, whiny ****...buckles usually don't come undone unless they were poorly set in the first place, and even then, one loose buckle shouldn't have caused you to fly face-first down the hill. in short, stick to the board. it's definitely the best activity for stoners with no athletic talent.
hansbaby 0
that's what you get for being a show off
Tracy98 0
you spelled meters wrong
Booda13 0
omg haha that's what u get 4 trying 2 show off and r u okay?
nathan95_fml 3
Lol FYI losing a buckle on your boot shouldn't do anything to you.....
xxmusicroxxx 0
This is what u get for trying to show off... But that sucks for you and I'm sure that made them feel better about their skills...
Foxtrotthis 0
Ydi for being a showoff
goin4Ayog 0
I like it when they show off.. Gives me a FML to read and laugh at
ronniejacobs 6
Meters that's how it's spelled