Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
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Top comments
IthicaTheDragon 0
hehe that's what you get for trying to show off.
karinerz 0
Ouch. Must have hurt. Its not really your fault though I'd say, it's natural for people to want to show off. There's nothing wrong with it, if you don't take it too far.
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Comments (67)
hershey098 0
u deserve to get...... oh...... harder........more........yes.......
icanfmlalldaylon 0
ydi
youthink_fml 0
A bracket snapped. Sure it did.
Crysta_fml 3
more like you've had two or three lessons and think yourself an expert? jah. YDI. a bracket snapped? lulz! sureeeeee it did ;)
klaaaapoo 0
COOOOOL SHIT!
innentle 0
You're not showing off NOW, are you BITCH?!
Stotan1228 0
C? eh! N? eh! D? eh!!
super_hoser 0
There is such a thing as faulty gear, shit does happen, regardless, the worlds best athletes crash sometimes, it's not like I'm the only person who ever ****** up while showing off
beaverknife 0
maybe if you spelled METERS right that wouldnt happen...TOOL
super_hoser 0
Check the dictionary smartass, there is 2 ways to spell it
super_hoser 0
Also, I think you mean "spelt" ... Check your own grammar before you try to correct someone else
Kel_x 0
No, I think he SPELT 'metres' correctly seeing as he's speaking ENGLISH and that's the correct spelling in ENGLISH.
super_hoser 0
There's 2 spellings, kinda like centre and center
volkster644 0
Actually it is ‘spelled,’ spelt is a type of wheat. I’m in eighth grade and I know this stuff.
fmlz647 0
haha i do that all the time except i dont fall