Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 19:56 - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck, so I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

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By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:21

I'm a little worried you could break in that easy o.O Broken window? Door smash? Falcon punch the wall? Santa entrance? So many possibilities!

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:22

Shit gets real when your ice cream melts... Ya feel me dawg?

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4th3b3st 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:33

Things happen

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:40

I used to lose my keys a lot until I bought a bright colored lanyard for them, problem solved.

EpicFail1520 16

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:55

I would have been more pissed about the ice cream.

Siena5687 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:10

I love groceries and icecream

dixiefoxx 22

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:39

Gotta love the hot summer weather, plus melted ice cream, right?

bieberfied 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:58

Hate to say it, but I've done something similar to this.

doglover569 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:21

Lax bros are my favorite ;)

retyi43 14

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:44

...get a straw

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 4 July 2012 4:04

There's a lot of ice cream abuse happening lately. What's happening in this world?! ;)

Rowdey 10

Wednesday 4 July 2012 4:16

Or ice cream soup :)

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