Transportation: Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we... - FML

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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meliesFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:01

at least you survived the car ride :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:07

Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.

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lidemocr 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:52

the same thing happened to me on my prom night about 12 years ago- except it was the limo driver! he ran into a flower pot as he was dropping us off

Coolguyt2 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:52

YDI for getting in a cab that was being driven by someone drunk

Ins0mau 20

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:01

Um, how are you supposed to know the taxi driver is drunk BEFORE you get in and he drives off?!?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:02

I once got a ride home from a wake from a guy who was drunk...I didn't know he was drunk until he dropped me off at my house and announced it. Scary.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:14

well you couldn't have gotten a DUI anyway so it wasn't all bad.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:42

That's not the point. OP could have been killed. Drunk drivers usually aren't the most coordinated.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:39

chill out I was just trying to be positive I know very well how drunk people drive

emodude44 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:34

You did the right thing He didn't though...

eagles15 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:44

well your just ****** aren't you? :D

structuredchaoz 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:47

Lawsuit

kei1108 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:49

that's awful!!!!

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:05

I had to see where the OP was from because ALL the taxi drivers were drunk in the Bahamas too, when I visited. No way in hell I'd let them drive me around. It would however suck if the OP didn't realize the driver was drunk until they were on the road and in the middle of no where to catch another cab.

xXwolflegionXx 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:29

# 4 posting it twice doesn't make it funnier.

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