Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
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Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I intended to get home early. Instead, I got too drunk, threw up, fell asleep on the train, and had to pay a $120 for a taxi fare. Happy 30th birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
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BurpusMe 0
YDI. Go say hi to mom, and take a bus home!!
Arietie 0
I mean it sucks, but at least you didn't drive home yourself after drinking. So you spent $220 on cab fare, At least you still have your life. :) And if you had've drove home and gotten a DUI it would have been much more expensive.
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v1kt4r 13
so YDI for not being wiity
IMObutters 0
"Today, I went out drinking with my friends." Knew you deserved it after I read that xD Mostly because a lot of FMLs that start with that usually end up with the OP passing out and ending up not knowing where they are or what happened.
baby_facce 0
okay #9- they deserve it ya know why? the didnt HAVE to go out drinking with their friends. they didnt HAVE to drink so much to pass out. they didnt HAVE to pass out in the cab. it may not be as worse as some other drunk stories, but reality check..just because millions of people do it, doesnt make it right. ;) smart one.
baby_facce 0
okay #9- they deserve it ya know why? the didnt HAVE to go out drinking with their friends. they didnt HAVE to drink so much to pass out. they didnt HAVE to pass out in the cab. it may not be as worse as some other drunk stories, but reality check..just because millions of people do it, doesnt make it right. ;) smart one. && i dont drink and never will ! so suck thattt.
adelaide_evening 0
Drinking isn't wrong. Alcoholism is wrong and letting alcohol affect your life and your decisions is wrong, but the act of drinking isn't. The OP was an idiot for getting that drunk and not making sure they got home correctly, but it annoys me when people think they are so much better than another person just because that person drinks. If someone enjoys social drinking and can handle their liquor, I don't see a problem with it. Get off your high horse and stop being so judgmental.
feelingblue 0
atlest the cab driver didnt rape you:| steal your money and shit
RatIsKing 0
120 miles in a taxi for only $220? that's not too bad actually
DeadMansCrack 4
I'm not gonna say YDI for drinking,but come on. If you're gonna get drunk, you have to be prepared for the consequences. But kudos to you for not driving.
Butterbuns 1
Everyone saying YDI for passing out from alcohol and the like, you realize the term "pass out" is used in place of "fell asleep" in a lot of places these days, right? Maybe the OP DIDN'T have a lot to drink, but it was just late at night.
AtoZandBeyond 0
Well that was a nice cab driver. Where else could he have taken you? At least he wasn't the kind to rape and steal from you. this is more like MLIA
ErisXChaos 0
See, I don't say YDI for passing out/falling asleep from drinking. I say YDI because it's the law to get the address on your license changed within a couple weeks of moving. So it's her own damn fault for getting dropped off 120 miles away.
Butterbuns 1
And how do you know they hadn't just moved?