Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
Yeliab333 20
what an ass. I'm glad that happened.
KamiChan_fml 5
******* asshole
fnn 5
There was probably one positive out come of this incident for you. The date was over right away.
cartedor 18
that was short date. done and move on...best just part separate ways and who knows, you could have done her a favor, she might get super motivated and lose weight.
msbeans 13
# 35 you make think fat people are nasty as shit well maybe you should go take a good long look in the mirror and try to convince people why your face isn't ugly as shit.
Comoke1024 19
Honestly, if I were on a blind date, and I got a text from this person I'd never met before criticizing the person she's sitting next to, I'd probably think hard about a second date. And if they were talking about me, then why would I expect they'd care to waste their time on me? If I'm not what they are interested in physically, why would she want to see me again?
marigoldcobain 21
"Today, I went on a blind date. I texted him and asked him if he was there, I heard a beep from the guy next to me, then he messaged back that he was "right next to the fat chick". FML."
roxigrl14 8
You're a horrible person. At least now we know why you had to go on a blind date: Nobody would willingly go out with you if they knew you. God. I can't believe how rude that is. Nobody likes to be insulted. I know you probably think all of these people commenting are insulting you, but only because you deserve it.
fantasyworld 39
Why do you have Sarah in your name if you're a guy?
Ahaddad123 27
You so deserved this you asshole