Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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RodeoTown 0
Can't really comment about how he referred. First of all, she could be 160 pounds, or she could be 400. I'm sure if we all saw a 400 pound woman sitting next to you, you'd think that they were fat. I sure as hell know I would. I'm not being mean, it's a plain fact. Sure they might have an issue, but hell, 400 pounds? That shows not trying to manage as well. As for the other fact, referring to her as 'fat' is subjective. To him, fat might be 140. Generally, that's not fat. It's a little odd for people to consider the girl 'disgusting' or 'lazy' based on his views as fat. If he said something like "400 pound chick" then I would have thought the same thing. Gross. Either way, if I were him, I would have just played off like it wasn't me who texted her. I'd laugh, pretend to respond, then walk off, pretending to go meet a friend or something ._. What an awkward moment that must have been. FML, I registered to respond to this.
iamcrazy_fml 6
lol this should be on failblog, not FML...actually every YDI should
KOALAZOE 0
wHY dO pEOPLE fEEL tHE nEED tO pOUR tHEIR hEART oUT oN tHESE cOMMENTS bUILD a bRIDGE aND gET oVER iT
IsabellaC 0
everyone on this **** site is ******* ignorant. and you people are the ones ******* up our world!!! you crazy sons of bitches.
Pipity147 0
you deserve it for sitting next to a fat chick
xluckynumber17x 0
blind dates suck ass...especially when your friends hook you up with the fat chick
bishiedamian 0
Jugdemental much? Lawl. Irony, sweet irony
510munchkin 0
WOW ur a dick
SF_Giants_Girl 0
Wow. Nice.
angel55033 12
I couldn't help but laugh at #8s comment hahahaha