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Rizma Gr?ces, France

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

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I would just pretend that didn't happen

What a buzzing experience! haha but sorry that happened to you :(

What did he do next?

If your boobs were bouncing, he won't notice. Unless you're a guy, then this is awkward...

Sometimes literally.

:/

made me laugh

major cockblock by the fly