Rizma
Gr?ces, France
Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!
devildog562 33
Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness
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Vagitarian1 10
That flies in the face of coolness.
DocBastard 40
I'm sure your snozzling and look of desperation and terror as you tried to blow the fly out of your nose impressed the hell out of him. Let us know when the wedding is.
evilamoebaattack 20
oooooh are you back on FML?
gatorclay97 28
Well... Did he come to help?
Vita_1 30
How the **** is he supposed to help? Grab tweezers and pull the fly out of her nose? That's nasty.
quickit 24
Well I'm sure it didn't wasn't a complete buzz kill from him OP.
quickit 24
Didn't meant to put didn't, I screwed up on the edit.
isabellasimone 18
That'll be a funny story to tell everyone after you're married!
yerrkiddingme 2
There once was a fat old lady who swallowed a fly hahahaha
brewmasterg 34
I'm not certain what you're thinking of but every time I've heard that song it has been just 'there was an old lady/old woman'.
SnakeEye_454 10
Well thats better than it flying in your mouth and choking on it I guess?
greg84_fml 21
I love when you are trying to do something and life is giving you the finger.
feven 32
Real smooth OP
patrickeli 15
Lol c'est intéressant qu'une française a écrit ça