Miscellaneous: Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my...

By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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Jog on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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Ran out

By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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SpeakOutLoud 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:56

Well now you know why you're jogging huh?

jake7787 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:23

Sports bra maybe?

mrosew442 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:32

which is why you are jogging

b33tle97 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:35

Dont wear a sports bra just wear tight under armours

clutz123 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:43

at least you've started jogging. Good for you!! keep it up!

gman90210 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:08

Well at least you are working at it

deanlampert 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:10

i honestly love smaller *******. they are just awesome

drewpax67 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:12

Yeah bro, keep running. Don't worry about stuff like that. If you keep working you will get where you want to be. Keep it goin :)

Blass_fml 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:14

At least your not afraid to show them outdoors

ashleybabe85 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:19

why the eff are you complaining at least you have a girlfriend.... unless your real complaint is your gf has no ****

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 6 January 2012 1:48

Oh, shut up. Small **** aren't the end of the world.

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Same thing different taste

Jog on

Ran out

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