Miscellaneous: Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my...

By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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SpeakOutLoud 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:56

Well now you know why you're jogging huh?

jake7787 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:23

Sports bra maybe?

mrosew442 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:32

which is why you are jogging

b33tle97 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:35

Dont wear a sports bra just wear tight under armours

clutz123 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:43

at least you've started jogging. Good for you!! keep it up!

gman90210 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:08

Well at least you are working at it

deanlampert 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:10

i honestly love smaller *******. they are just awesome

drewpax67 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:12

Yeah bro, keep running. Don't worry about stuff like that. If you keep working you will get where you want to be. Keep it goin :)

Blass_fml 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:14

At least your not afraid to show them outdoors

ashleybabe85 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:19

why the eff are you complaining at least you have a girlfriend.... unless your real complaint is your gf has no ****

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 6 January 2012 1:48

Oh, shut up. Small **** aren't the end of the world.

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