By why?? - 20/04/2014 04:52 - United States - Englewood

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML
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CattiniThePanini 14

At least you got some exercise. And a ten foot waterfall is better than no waterfall at all

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Rehak27 3

At least yiu and your family got a good bonding experience!

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warsun 27

That man was once a dwarf.......... Scratch that even that's too small

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JustinKirby 20

Hell, it's still a waterfall! Sounds pretty cool no matter what the size.

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teotsi 28

Never trust them locals... Will do anything to get some extra tourism.

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PIGaming 21

No matter what size the guide is, 70 feet should still be 70 feet!

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pinkgal2129 8

Maybe it was the wrong waterfall? Or the went the wrong way? Anyway, I'd be really pissed off if that happened to.me

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Rehak27 3

At least yiu and your family got a good bonding experience!

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mattjamt 16

18, if you weren't threadjacking, I would totally agree with you.

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Soloman212 28

Yep, 2! It's the journey, not the destination!

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CattiniThePanini 14

At least you got some exercise. And a ten foot waterfall is better than no waterfall at all

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extrasnipes 22

Perhaps he said seven feet tall not seventy foot tall. Crap meant to comment not reply

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Rainhawk94 27

#5 shouldn't point your mistakes out so quickly

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Marley_000 14

No kidding! That sounds like a lot of fun.

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Wizardo 33

Or maybe he said a SEVEN mile walk and a TEN-FOOT waterfall, however due to faults in the spacetime fabric, not acquiring 1.21 gigawatts and various translational errors due to the TARDIS of power it became two miles and seventy feet.

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askullnamedbilly 33

That has got to be the strangest and most misplaced Doctor Who reference I have ever read. What on earth is a TARDIS of power?

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Wizardo 33

It was a mistake, it was meant to be 1.21 gigawatts of power but I botched the backspacing and re-typing, I'm on my phone you see. Anyway I'm ashamed of this comment, seppuku may be on the cards.

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Warden1986 16

I thought 1.21 Gigawatt, was a "Back to the Future" reference.

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Wizardo 33

It is, it was meant to be a mix of references that clearly backfired. Now I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here.

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iSativa 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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cometkeeper00 3

I gave it a like commenter. I think people should have looked at the spirit of the allusions and calmed down

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glabberfasted 16

38 - Now was that a Not Another Teen Movie reference? "Just believe in the ball... And throw yourself."

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lex1459 38

No #75, it's a back to the future reference.

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extrasnipes 22

Perhaps he said seven feet tall not seventy foot tall.

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teotsi 28

Did he also say 7 miles instead of 2?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

The way I've seen a lot of people guessing on distance, it probably was two miles.

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classiceagle63 16

Something says he wasn't a local.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

at least you went exercising :-) happy Easter

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extrasnipes 22

Unless the FML has to do with religion may be wise not to bring it up. Not everyone is Christian.

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imagineapc 11

I'm ATHIEST. And to you, #62 - HAPPY ****** EASTER, asshat.

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mikbrooke 25

i know lots of people who arent Christians. doesnt mean we dont celebrate easter or mind getting wished a happy easter.

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Godsofdracos 15

It has nothing to do with religion, it's all about the ******* candy... And that scary ass rabbit that ***** eggs of chocolate ;-;

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extrasnipes 22

I had the problem of saying merry Christmas to my friends and strangers, they all just said they're athiest, and don't celebrate it. I just thought that's how most of them are. Good to know they aren't all like that

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atsignat 18

It looks like you went to a different waterfall and it was the wrong trail. In any case I envy you for being able to to such a long exercise family bonding experience

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

disappointment. well always remember it could be worse

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brandoneyez1 25

Possibly he said 7 foot but sounded like he said seventy. ?

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dankeykong 12

Or he is a 7th the height of a normal human?

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extrasnipes 22

then it wouldnt be barely 10 feet tall

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