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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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You deserved it 32 619

By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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You deserved it 57 750

By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 2 314

By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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You deserved it 103 404

By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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You deserved it 5 270

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:04

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

halfpass 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:00

Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

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cbuckk 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:35

he probably thinks your cute but didn't wana sound like a creep by saying your hot

ninjachik 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:38

Actually, #21, I abbreviate IAYLIF because I like to avoid typing out the word "******." The site itself refrains from actually displaying profanity, so I feel like I should follow suit. Not that it really matters much. And btw, the a stands for agree, not admit.

anonymousssss_fml 3

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:05

hey, at least he noticed you, right?

utdftw 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:28

you're a thick slutty bimbo.

idkmyBFFhannah 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 17:49

HAHAHAHAHAA #5.

space_game 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:59

#13 is a douche.

damn_man 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 13:38

Nice to see one of these after all those ("Today, this sweaty chick walked past me while I was mowing my lawn. I said "You look really hot." She promptly decided to mace me. She didn't realise I meant fatigued. FML.") kind of FMLs that I seem to see everywhere.

nooneelse 7

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:17

Not very respectful. Because all we sweat and you were running the guy could just stay silent. I hate such people, because it hurts when you hear such things.