By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
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You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

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...Well that would be the story of all fish stories....^^^

#2, are you like... retarded?

I still don't understand what the fuck half the people who replied here are trying to say

27 - You want people to say things are "mentally challenged" then? Yeah, that's retarded.

What happened to #1?

Saying stupid is less offensive than saying retarded or mentally challenged to people like me. (in my opinion)

I wasn't being serious, just to confirm :/.

How's that offensive? If I were to call someone who was mentally disabled a retard I feel like that would be offensive...you even use "mentally disabled" instead of "retard".

48 - Using the word "retarded" as an insult is not a recent thing. Besides that, by definition, insults are offensive. It's the whole goddamn point. Is it better to say dumb ass? Shit for brains? Witless, dull, dense, or brainless? No! It doesn't fucking matter. All of that, including retarded, means below average intelligence. So get the fuck over this PC bullshit.

Well, might look pretty cool

I'm sure it does.

New trend on the lose! Fishnet tan! No need to buy stockings any more!

OPs a guy. I hope he wasn't into stockings before this.

You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

Yeah I'm sure it's going to catch on pretty fast!

That's kind of cool, actually. If you're lucky, it will become a new summer trend. Be proud of your creativity and rock your new look.

Two words - Mermaid. Mocumentary... :))

Does the net make a kind of scale pattern? Because if it does you can pretend to be a merman more efficiently

absolutely. because mermaids definitely exist (despite the government cover-up...)

Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

Could be worse you could have woke up with the word Dick or a penis drawn on your forehead

This is the part where you WORK. IT. *snaps fingers*

Yes! Work it! It sounds pretty cool to me!! Now you can check that off your bucket list, OP!

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