Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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erjaguam 0
tell her why... it's enough to make her feel and look like a total guilty bitch.
pride90 0
umm i think teachers should be so considerate first of all to not predict wat a child was away for. i think thats why we flippin have the system to report to school why the kid is missing school in the first place. if that stupid teacher actually cared she cudve asked the damn school office why the OP was missin class.. sorry to hear bout ur dad.
angiemarie96 25
You need school.
perfectwinds 0
What a bitch. When my mom was in the hospital for liver cancer I made sure all of my teachers knew, but at the beginning of the year the school should have been informed of the situation and the principal should have told all of your teachers. I hope you made her feel SOOO bad.
xGinaxJorgex 0
whoever voted you totally deserved it then ur ******* *****. how wuld u like it?
flashback.miss 28
:'( Hug train for the OP? tell her why you missed school and smack that stereotpical high horse attitude outta her, and if she still tries to reprimand her.. you know what to do... and who would intentionally click YDI?? >:# this has to be a top fml... im sorry about ur dad, op :(
Phil_McCracken 0
Definitely report her to the principal and school board. FYL indeed! Also, my condolences to you and your family.
boatkicker 5
I would have walked out of class. I wish you and the rest of your family well.
gatorgrl1988 0
my dad died of pancreatic cancer. so i know hoe you feel. if i was you the bitch wouldnt have any teeth. she dont know what goes on in peoples live so he shoulnt be running her mouth. sorry for you loss.
ecfrost 4
I'm so so sorry about your dad. I hope it works out for you. But I think you should go talk to her, in private, and ask for an apology. Publicly might make her resent you for the rest of the year...(unfortunately teachers hold grudges as well)
beachycat 0
What the ****? Report the teacher. She had no right to do that to you. I hope you ripped her a new one. So sorry to hear about your dad.