Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car because the key fob wouldn't work. It wasn't my car. Same model, same colour, same parking spot, just wrong floor. The actual owner was watching me struggle from the Aldi trolley station the whole time, clearly amused. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
Poor gramps :(
stoner300 0
This happens all the friggin time!!! It always baffles me that these people are still allowed to drive.
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Comments (74)
princessjasmine2_fml 0
Maybe you should try helping him next time.
TenderWhispers 0
so annoyed with handicapped parking, they don't shop, old people walk around the mall with minimal purchases....my family and I are spending lots of money let me park there. if your in a wheel chair, roll into the mall.
kruzito 0
its sad that you have a lame pokemon character as your image
MissAwesomeness 4
YDI for watching him instead of doing something about it.
takemewithy0u 0
Poor guy... you should've helped him out!!!
tblax44 0
I agree, they should have to retake a driving test after a certain age
GrandTheftPants 0
Maybe he knew what it was and did it anyways 'cause he's a bamf? Ever think of that?
budster1993 2
how convenient a parking spot with roof didnt he see all those shopping carts but he was pissed when there were carts in his spot
newjerseyguy 0
i know people that do it on purpose
zaguar 0
why didn't u try to stop him?