Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car because the key fob wouldn't work. It wasn't my car. Same model, same colour, same parking spot, just wrong floor. The actual owner was watching me struggle from the Aldi trolley station the whole time, clearly amused. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
Poor gramps :(
stoner300 0
This happens all the friggin time!!! It always baffles me that these people are still allowed to drive.
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Comments (74)
jemm94 0
Seems like its WELL PAST time to take away that license!
docscientist 10
Marty, is that you? We need to return! The PAST is in trouble Marty, it's your parents!
louie111887 0
and why didn't you tell him it wasn't a parking space ? I feel bad for him but your young ass should know better.
cheex87 0
hahaha! this totally made me laugh...
seahorses4eva 4
Did he make it in successfully? If so, props grampa, that's a tight squeeze. Now just climb out of the car through the trunk, and make your way to the store.
djcoco5 0
and you couldn't offer any assistance for your poor old senile grandpa?! you're a mean person.
Anteezy 7
It was a metaphor for anal, you never thought it would fit, but your grandfather showed you otherwise through sheer experience.
Burbman 1
try helping him you jackass
guppy40000 0
They really should get tested every year. Vision, mental stability everything. The liscense should be taken away if they dont make it.
biwinning88 1
I've said the same thing for years
bepe22 0
i'd PAY to see that!!!:D
betty66 3
Old people are horrible drivers! I don't care what anyone says, we all know it's true..