Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
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Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
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cheeeksss 29
I'm a senior in college and have only stepped foot in my library 3 or 4 times. I just lock myself in my room to study because sometimes I can't stand people.
Batkid217 14
could have told the librarian to quiet down to, you were already being kicked out.
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Comments (35)
imhidden 16
That's life sadly
worldclassrager 41
That seems bias...did the group have an edge over you? And how could you be too loud asking the group to quiet down? Did you yell it across the room?
Darkness_Hate 29
I guess they were pretty that's why they could stay..or they were relatives.
e_is_for_eli 12
looks aren't everything
igg125 30
It's because you got louder than them and librarians can't hear too well, but she heard you.
nickob96 25
Maybe one of the teenagers were related to someone higher up and the libaran didn't want to start trouble cause if that's the case the said teen would go straight to his parent...it's unlikely but it's definitely a possibility
xluciferx666 21
Go to the librarians desk hop up pull down your pants and take the loudest dump you have ever taken all while maintaining eye contact with the librarian. When your done pull up your pants hop off the desk and say "hows that for loud" then leave
akai4986 16
no wonder why someone said "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!"
Renee4Echelon 15
Irony bit you back in the ass
chronicB 19
was the librarian hot?
LizzyMaher 13
That sucks OP