Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML
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Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Hahaha, I lol'd at this. That sucks.
bobbybill0519 7
121 since when did all comments have to be funny?
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Comments (139)
Wendelaa 0
how is this **** your life? more like, **** her life.. :P
xx_Jean_xx 0
Rules are rules
Hurt16 0
hahahaha... this isn't really a FML for her it would b but your just a messenger...
Snickerdoodlez 0
Lmao. That's jacked up.
HeroB 0
really sympathize for you there, just wondering what she said or did back to you?
Xephyr 1
I would just make a broad, general statement. "Remember, everybody has to shave!" and try to make it sound like you you weren't talking to just her
sukhdeep 4
not funny.…
damador 0
Haha that's just plain funny.
criminalmind 10
how's this ur fml?
chickletno1 0
I would do it just so that u can point out to her that she should look in the mirror sometimes and realize that she is a jungle. I don't like how some people don't give a shit about appearances. in Europe people dress up nice even if they simply take the garbage out. I should know. my mom yells at me if I don't :P