Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
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Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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Top comments
cowinvasion 0
Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!
DameGreyWulf 1
She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...
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Comments (105)
Ohhaithar 0
*pretty well Not pretty good. Sorry, I just had to point it out.
kennythedude 3
Well, come on, seriously. I mean, what did you expect him to do after you jumped out and screamed? Did you expect him to ask you out?
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Maybe she just expected him to scream and be on his way like most of the other people there?
stfuminjakid 0
thanks, I'm working in a haunted house tonight and now I'm gonna be freaking out about the audience decking my lights out. I'm 120lbs and 5'0, it wouldn't exactly end well.
WhyworldWhy 0
that's why I'm glad I'm a great dodger(or how ever you spell it) and I don't react from stuff like that
willowflame13 0
i work at a haunted house too, that is unfortunately always a risk. the guy may not have wanted to go through but was forced by friends, and of course he was probably sent through first. im sorry you got punched OP!! i hope youre okay. happy hauntings
YourMooseyFate 0
Why.....would someone punch you in the face if they're in a haunted house and you jump out at them? Isn't that sort of thing expected when you go to a haunted house? I mean if you did that on the street or something, YDI, but ......it's kind of your job..
flylikemusic 0
so... it works 60% of the time?
scooter50 12
come work at acers of terror in leanord ND that will be a nightly occurance ofr you
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Thats retarded. He didn't get in trouble? Whenever I've been to a haunted house they've told us 'you don't touch them and they don't touch you'
DeathShad0 1
Must have good reflexes.