Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
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Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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cowinvasion 0
Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!
DameGreyWulf 1
She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...
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Comments (105)
fail_1 0
I'm sorry :/
hxc1 0
LMAO gutted :P
EveryDayJackAss 0
LOL, i'd be rich if i got a nickel for everytime this happens
twoCrow21 0
maybe the guy somehow forgot that he was inside of a haunted house until he saw u and sneezed and punched you in the face. thats really the story. lets stick too it
tydude94 0
Nightfall amirite amirite?
Aha_Its_Johnny 0
Well, I can't say its your fault but a performer should be trained to never go beyond an arms length in distance unless they intend to risk their own safety for the sake of "their art". Resetting back to your spot would have helped, too. But hey- not everyone is trained and I'm guessing it was a humble haunted house at a friend's place.
Amb3rDucki3 12
#89 It's hard to judge an "arms length" in little to no lighting, or even strobe lighting.....It's even harder when you are in a maze with them and there is only about 5 feet of room to work with.
chrissy888 0
haha yeah Fright Night! I can't go this year. No time, & the only time I have time, it's gonna be pissing rain. Grr @ Vancouver. (but I still love it). P.S. Fave ride = crazy beach party :)
ti3n_t 0
what a big manly man. Be awesome if he punched babies too.
Amb3rDucki3 12
Don't feel too bad...I too work a haunted house, and I have been punched in the face...Only my haunted house is in a theme park...so they get arrested and hauled off.... #81 Not only are the actors forbidden to touch the guests, guests are forbidden to touch the actors.....
morgantia2011 4
haha. genius!