Kids: Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I...

By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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You deserved it 242

Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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You deserved it 51 499

By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 169

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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You deserved it 14 754

Pure evil

By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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You deserved it 3 528

By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 14 433

Stahp!

By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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You deserved it 380

By pianonerd - 15/09/2009 06:16 - Canada

Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5 page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML

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becky_becks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:13

And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?

I_Hate_Cars 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:15

Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.

Comments

kxu1337 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:39

why does it matter if you're rude to your cousin but doesn't if you're rude to your mother.... YDI

lalalala1234 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:01

i like #7's idea but hahaha that sucks for you though it's TOTALLY something i would do... i'll keep it in mind next time i feel like shouting

eastsidehippie 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:07

YDI cause even if it was your mom, you dont talk to her with that attitude

random_thought 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:53

why would you say something like that to your mom? DISRESPECT.

bobthebo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:14

wow you really need to learn to respect your mom

Mr_Lo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:26

LOL i think they deserve it because they didn't wake you up to hear the beautiful music.

hcolovex0x 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:39

aha that sucks. and maybe she was taking a nap or something who knows? gosh some people on here can be insensitive and rude sometimes.

widdowmaker 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:48

hah 5 year old got pwnd. Probably deserved it for playing so badly. Did you make him cry.

elliebelle1990 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:55

your kind of mean to your mom...

GGnoRe 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:56

And? So you proved to your whole family you're an insensitive asshole. Nothing wrong with that. To #78: You obviously haven't noticed that the OP is 'insensitive and rude ' also.