Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the...

By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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You deserved it 139

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 370

Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 293

Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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You deserved it 13 181

By SleepyMommy - 08/05/2016 17:05 - United States - Pomona

Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

The ****?

kooner55 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

Extreme owling

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thebransan 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:02

Fun mom huh

justcallmebro 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:03

Did she forget to take her meds?

jackassiddy 8

Friday 25 November 2011 19:03

you will thank her when the owl delivering your acceptance letter to hogwarts finally arrives..

whyask 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:03

Was She Drunk ?

leogirl95 12

Friday 25 November 2011 19:44

No shit.

boredblonde 17

Friday 25 November 2011 19:06

Interesting parents > boring parents

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 25 November 2011 19:25

Well I for one agree with this. If my mom did this I would have either given her a high five or challenged her to a contest.

SilverInGray 25

Friday 25 November 2011 20:19

I'd rather have a boring parent.

ninjabird1 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:06

It could be some sort of tribal ritual... lol if not, there's a good chance that she's on something.

Baytheshark 14

Friday 25 November 2011 19:07

Wow. Just wow. Wow. Really?

sexynarwhal 6

Friday 25 November 2011 19:07

CALL OF THE WILD!!!!!

DJJuantioFresh 0

Friday 25 November 2011 20:45

That was a terrible book!

MyPetNinja 14

Friday 25 November 2011 19:10

She's just trying to be one with nature.

thisiswilli_fml 5

Friday 25 November 2011 19:14

Is it me, or the ads are getting really annoying on the main FML page !!!

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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Today, my college fuck buddy started sending my wife our dirty chat logs. Not only have I not spoken to her in years, but the logs are time/date stamped from when Obama was still President. She's never met my wife and I have no idea what she hopes to get out of this. FML

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Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML

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Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

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Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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Today, I learned that the new granite countertop in my parents' house cost $12,000. Coincidentally, this is also the amount of money I would have needed to go to the college of my dreams instead of the cheaper school I currently attend. FML

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Confinement is rough

Living in a treehouse?

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Chill out, mom

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