Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the...

By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

The ****?

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Friday 25 November 2011 19:00

Extreme owling

Comments

LittleMissMae 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 17:27

Hahahahahaha that was awesome but I woulda been freaked out too xD

cardonaj70 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:09

Should've thrown a boot at her and said shut the **** up

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:11

LMAO! Does she work at Hooter's by any chance? :p

kevinnewwin 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:47

That awkward moment when you find out your mother acts like an owl in the morning.

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:24

She was probably drunk

Nathangh 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:11

Only in America

rexreta 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:41

O.o ...

rexreta 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:43

Hoot-hoot! -- (0,0) (,',',',) ^^

Natasa1996 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:47

mid life crisis??

korzilla 0

Monday 28 November 2011 23:06

wtf?

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