Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
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saranottelling 7
The same thing happened to me when I was 10, only with my retainer. The sticky garbage didn't ever really come off and I had to get a new one.
GAYbrial 0
That's only half a word.
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Vexlor 0
Wow... It amazes me how many comments I see on almost every FML story that are A) Telling someone they are an idiot because they made a mistake. or B) Correcting spelling. Even the most minor errors like spelling hello but missing out and l because you were typing to fast. Really? Get over it or go sign up as an English teacher. I agree, you should be more careful, but I hope you aren't sitting here reading all these comments because you don't have to listen to a bunch of idiotic trolls and haters tell you how stupid they think you are just because you (Like everyone else in the world) Made one little mistake. If you are reading these than you really need to start telling these people to get a life because god now I do that for to many people as it is.
yazdmich 1
fyl
Rokstarr 0
YDI for eating at burger king
Mimorie17 12
I did this a couple a times. Lol, i feel for ya.
chloen15 0
lame. who eats burger king anymore, I swear I wonder how those people stay in business!
Midnightpearls 13
I read this as "cellophane" for the longest time and couldn't understand the joke :P
breannajpaul 0
Least. You got it out
MegaElectric 1
Happened to my mom and a couple other people. Your not alone, use a wet rag or glasses cleaner
Steel_BZ 8
At least u got it back! Duhh!
TheTerenity 9
At least you got it back? Right?