Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
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saranottelling 7
The same thing happened to me when I was 10, only with my retainer. The sticky garbage didn't ever really come off and I had to get a new one.
GAYbrial 0
That's only half a word.
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Comments (64)
vgmaster 0
25th!!!
Erindub 0
OMG
TRJADN 0
YDI for being a bird brain. How did you not notice your phone on the tray???
perdix 31
The FML here is that your phone smells like a Whopper now and it just makes you crave its flame-broiled awesomeness at all times. Luckily, this passion bordering on obsession is tempered by the disturbing vision of the creepy King.
Tarak_fml 7
this one needs a "no one cares" button
ThatWasPathetic 0
Agreed. This may have ruined OP's day, but the site's name is F My LIFE, not F My Day. When the guy who was gonna propose to you dies, yeah, that belongs here. Or how about needing thousands of dollars for medical bills because you parents told you to "walk it off", and it turns out to be serious. /rant :P
jakeidk 0
I did that with my retainer one time. it was nasty
ObeseCaveDweller 0
That happened to me one time, only it was a phone and it wasn't a garbage
dzerzhinsky 0
YTDI for eating at burger king, you ******* TRAMP
jcard1224 0
ydi. no big deal. you dropped it into the trash but realized it and got it back right away just a bit dirty. happens to everyone at least once in their life. you'll live. not really fml worthy.
terraeclipse 5
At least you didn't trouble some worker to do that. I used to work in fast food, and every so often either a jackass man, a bitch woman, or some elderly couple would DEMAND we dig through the trash because THEY were too stupid to pick their cellphone off the tray. YDI, but with respect for digging it out yourself.