Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping...

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 September 2010 19:12

Smooth move for grandpa! Weren't you watching it with him?

deepbluesea 1

Friday 24 September 2010 19:17

This is one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read.

Comments

BrotherTheo 31

Friday 24 September 2010 20:49

Bravo Grandpa. Bravo.

Nick_1993 2

Friday 24 September 2010 20:55

your grandpa is awesome!

mandyd80 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:01

lol I will gladly trade grandpas with you!

tzolkin 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:04

lol ur grandpa is the man, that's some seriously funny shit!

blahzz 4

Friday 24 September 2010 21:14

Old people make me laugh lol.

jkgfdxb 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:21

ahahah your grandpa is straight up gangsta. just tell your mommy and grandma you cant controll your raging hormones. that got my brother out of alot of stuff.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 24 September 2010 21:22

This is why I'm bummed that you have to have kids in order to get grandkids. Pulling shit like this on them would be so much fun. I need nieces and nephews.

maritza94 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:25

shut up!

dreamsmean 3

Friday 24 September 2010 21:28

hahahaha i love this

partyman007 0

Friday 24 September 2010 21:30

kick him in his old ass nuts lol

Bartimaeus 7

Friday 24 September 2010 21:31

Parents always do that. I swear they walk in at the worst possible times. On purpose. And then they just assume they know what was going on and then you can't ever convince them otherwise. Sorry OP. That sucks but your grandpa is awesome!