Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
Namerkp2 8
Priorities.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
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Comments (146)
CallsignArcher_fml 0
no sex for you tonight lol
xDani 3
Now you know how my boyfriend feels.
hoonyer 17
Hordes before Hoes
smallville300 1
Time for a new bf
crazy_vet_tech 10
OP, well, maybe if you got interested in the game it wouldn't be so bad. My bf plays WoW and I am actualy getting into the game. Then again, I am always picked over the game. Even when I tell him that I don't mind and that I just want to watch him kill hordies all day long I still get the attention that I deserve ;-)
blutigenbonbon 10
What an arse! he didn't even consider the alliance D:
Unreal77 0
For the Horde!!!
747pc 1
You obviously have never played wow before
scorpiella 4
Break up with him; the Alliance is better.
yaoieclipse 3
Pft, everyone knows alliance is the shit