Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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b023d 0
wow, one word. FAIL.
elfknight 0
The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."
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Comments (92)
iloveyoulosers 0
F YOUR life? You probably made your girlfriend cry.
sux2beyou 0
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well, at least he was being honest?
bridgette5866 0
Honesty is not always the best policy. A white lie never hurt anyone.
obamathellama 0
A relationship with lies is without trust. Without trust, you can't have real love.
RhiCarlton 0
Wow... Ass hole...
xsydbabyx 0
Ohhh snap! Now that's a FAIL sir! - S.
sapphire_fml 0
You arse.
nonstopsand 0
this is gold, GOLD! how many times do you hear a women answer the eternal question, what do you look for in a guy? answer: he must be honest! stupid stupid brauds always asking shit they don't want honest answers to. why would you set yourself up for a fail like that? i once took my now ex to the mall. typical, she couldn't find a thing that she liked that fit. i accidentally pointed out a plus sized store (i didn't know it was plus size). i got the nastiest look from her. fail? no sir, you are a winner!
VolleyballSMASH 1
wow, and I thought op was a dick. please do not reproduce sir, god knows there are enough jerks like you in the world.
kaprookie 3
Actually volleyball #20 has an incredibly valid point and he's not a jerk he's actually really smart and OP sorry man but next time turn on the filter between your brain and your mouth.
leesh85k 0
Totally agree #57:):)
24788 7
HAHA, it's ok just no sex for ages now.
offtheheezy 0
Freudian slip? LMAOOOOOO
Jellybones 0
YDI for dating a fatty.
karmabound 7
damn. is that all you can say? that she was fat? maybe she is actually interesting and is not just seen as something to **** like most of the girls in today's society. I can't even believe someone could say that. It's people like you that just make me want to bitch slap someone. There is more to people than just their looks..goddamn...not all of us are fake barbie dolls. Some girls actually have something to offer besides our bodies. You need a new mindset my friend.
oddball91 0
jerk. total f-ing fail.