By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ileenefudge 29

How did you not notice that your umbrella wasn't open? Isn't that something you would open right away when it's raining?

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JMichael 25

People were probably driving by like, "Look at this asshat!"

Did you ever stop to wonder why your umbrella wasn't working?

Apparently it wasn't raining that hard because you would have noticed your whole body was soaked.

Group of bystanders: "Should we tell 'em. Naw, they'll figure it out."

First FML that has made me laugh in such a long time.

How the **** does this get past moderation?