Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
Love is in the air. Better get out the Benedryl.
bella_nana347 23
Don't bee too mad about it
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Comments (28)
jakevsreality 6
wow, that does suck.. Hope it gets better for you..
chosha_fml 27
How hard would you have to sniff to inhale a bee?!!
angelkay 9
I'm sorry but how?!?! I'm dying. I feel bad.
JDonly 8
That bee would have been riding a snot rocket if that happened to me!
howxvery 22
I have this super vague memory of finding a bee up my nose at about age 6. It was mortifying. I hope you feel better soon!
Jennapea 15
How the devil did a bee fit up your nose?!? :O
sighlifeman 12
ydi for being so lovey dovey hahaha jk jk.
Hybricide 8
Why didn't you look before you sniffed and why did you sniff so hard as to vacuum up a bee?
Aurora94 20
How hard did you sniff the flowers?
thespicycarrot 5
Sounds like the bees knees!