Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
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Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. He ran straight into a muddy pond, came back to shake himself off, and got mud all over my freshly cleaned white hoodie. A stranger passing by gave us a thumbs up and said, “Good boy!” I'm not sure who he was talking to. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I slipped on some mud and fell onto my ass. As I fell, I let go of the leash, and my dog just stood there, staring at me in what seemed like curious judgment. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Now neither of you got any nuts :(
Fuaaad1994 31
Maybe the guy likes his girls dirty...
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Comments (45)
WCARlover 35
All I can think of is the dog from Up when I read this
Purexinsanity 46
I was hiding under your porch because I love you
Jake42100 17
Should have still talked to him,Maybe its just me but I wouldnt have cared If you had mud on you...
toongler 23
Oh man you should probably work on some dog training. Even if you have a bigger dog and its hard to control, all dogs can be trained to heel or just not pull like that
aubamas 20
your day is a scene from the nut job 2
happysmile987 24
It would have been even more embarrassing if your dog was a small breed!
Makko 20
Maybe he saw it and thought it was cute?
myanichole 22
When it said "really cute boy" I was thinking a cute little toddler
venomousflower 24
Same
venomousflower 24
Dirty girl
PANDORUM89 21
maybe you shouldn't be walking a dog you can control...
Jeaux 3
play the damsel card. .. pretend to be injured. .. oorrr be "Confidently UNconfident" and say to him "Smooth huh?" laugh it off...