Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
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Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Awesome. This actually made me laugh. not really an FML though.
EChan 1
I couldn't figure out why a ball was getting bigger and bigger as it was coming towards me. Then it hit me.
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Comments (67)
bubblylovr 0
well did you MOVE??? duh
Jacoman 0
Wait, was this in Riverside? I have a German Shepard and we always kick her favorite red ball in the park!!!!
tmptmptmp 0
cuz there are millions of german shepards that run top speed at peoples legs. jk man, damn ankle biters.
Ryanrocket 0
BelaLugosisdead 0
Hahahaha....that's not an fml that's ****** funny.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Amazing how SO MANY people have probably never seen a dog, if they don't realize the FML here is that she got the dog crashing into her.
Lizofsmeg 0
Just to clairfy, it did knock me down. Thought that was clear from the wording!
klpryde 0
Its a good thing you included the word 'dog' in this story. Otherwise, I would have pictured you being HOUSED by a huge, stampeding, blond man holding a crook... 0_o
EveryDayJackAss 0
woah, i hope he didn't get YOUR balls :D
jchansfan 0
This was posted by a girl, nice try though... :P
justmeagirl 0
...I don't get how this is in ANY way a FML. Sounds more fun/funny than bad in any way, lol...