Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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10_4Franky 0
Why would you be walking in the middle of the road. It's called a sidewalk.
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope the guy didn't record you, I think he did if not he would've honked at you to get out the way. I'll go search you up in YouTube(:
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Comments (67)
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
I think I know what type if street the OP is talking about. yeah...my cat died on one of those..
iMandyx3 5
spazzz much?
minor6th 0
the stanky leg?
iltby 3
You probably gave them a good laugh :P
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
I probably just have road rage but I HATE people who walk in the street and don't move for a car when there is a perfectly good sidewalk right there. Especially when it's at night....
angel55033 12
I woulda floored it haha why would you walk in the middle of the road dumbass
MissSarcastic 3
Haha awww I understand Same thing probably would've happened To me :P
ColdGold 6
good thing the car wasn't a vampire
ajsciri4 0
u probably won't see those people ever again so it isn't really something to say FML about
Coffeebang 17
LOL