Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
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ilikeboys 0
YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.
axislave 0
You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass
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jessicaiscool 0
what do u mean "who claimed", was it urs or not?? Geez. it's only $5 tho lol...
Batch_fml 0
#7: Not if you knew the money wasn't yours. if you really had the integrity, you wouldn't have accepted the money in the first place.
danielbudzynski 0
FAKE sorry!
ienjoyfml 0
you made that up.
Adriennerox211 0
YDI... ass >_>
Emma_91 0
The point is if the hobo's chasing you you don't wanna stop for anything. Even giving him the money. You should've thrown the money to the side and ran away when the hobo went to pick it up.
Dabookofnothing 0
u shouldve ****** given it to him
dg72592_fml 0
wow you're retarded, maybe it WAS his and he needed it to buy something important such as food (clearly he needed it as he spent 20 minutes chasing after you) and what were you going to buy with it, nail polish? for god's sake just give it to him, it could have really been his, and even if it wasn't god knows he needs it more than you... i hate it when people refuse to treat homeless people like human beings...
ChelsiGotSpunk 0
I think the poster is saying that the person who gave her the money was the hobo. But it could have just been the way I read it.
Emma_91 0
That's how I read it too and was extremely confused by the comments until I figured it out :) I think the man is someone other than the hobo. She probably would've made it clear if it was the same person.
Avenging_Angel 0
Umm, it doesn't take integrity to take it! It takes integrity to refuse because it wasn't yours in the first place! That man who thought it was yours had integrity. You were just being greedy and selfish. So it's no surprise that karma bit you in the butt for it...
diet_otaku 0
she said "NOT having the integrity to turn him down."