Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
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ilikeboys 0
YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.
axislave 0
You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass
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Comments (121)
EmmaMarieCullen 0
so you ran from a hobo for 20 mins just for 5 bucks? wow YDI
thebrightside14 0
five bucks.... you ran away from a hobo for five bucks? money that you didn't even earn?
Sexmabob 0
Dont be takin hobos money! theyll do anything to get it back!
MyLifeIsAverageS 5
9: giving it back????? we dont even know if it was the hobo who asked her. so just shut up
miZscrZee 0
OMGSH! it was a hobo's! GIVE IT BACK to him. It's not like he has anything else.
kealylovesyou 0
I got a mental image of this... I laughed for 10 min straight!
kealylovesyou 0
Ok maybe thi person was afraid that if she stopped running he would attack her! She woulde prolly given it back in the first place if he wouldn't come runnin towards her. And it was obviously a prank because a random man gave it to her... Randomly.. So you guys should just chill out
vballgirl22 0
You should of been a nice person and told the guy it wasn't yours. Then he would of been chased down by a hobo. Not you dumby.
Looby_doo 0
He would've bought beer anyway. rightfully yours
BlackBlazeCobra 16
This is a definite FYL. Homeless people are usually the ones buying alcohol or drugs instead of food. Give a homeless person food, not money.