Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Fishque 0
??? Did you even read it?
imlaughingatyou 0
lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol
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Comments (71)
curryndricegirll 0
Aww...that sucks. It sounds like you miss him a lot. I have a similar story, though. I was really young though and it was in a store. I saw this man from the back who had the same jacket, same color pants, and similar body build. I was lost, so when I saw him, I ran up and hugged him. He hugged me back too. Then, I saw my dad behind him, and realized I was hugging some other man. I punched him (it wasn't hard because I was little) and ran; I thought it was going to kidnap me. :) Anyway, that's my little anecdote nobody cares about.
chocolates 0
LOL something like that has happened to me befor, but with my dad. i waved and called to him and as i got closer, it was just a man with the same jacket as him.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Bwahaha #3 did comment the wrong FML. lmao, and yeah, its not like the dude turned around and caught you and started making out you then when yall stopped you see its your brother now THAT is an fml moment.
ohhhhshizzz 0
bwahah, #3 did. and it isnt that bad. its not like he turned around and caught you, started making out and WAS your brother because he thought it was his girlfriend.
soozin 0
aww isnt that sweet. :) this isn't an fml, just another story to share with your friends and family
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, I assumed that #3 was a joke about how "Dump him" is the default comment on 90% of FMLs. I lol'd.
SummerTime98 0
Today, I was walking down the street when out of no where a crazy freak jumped on my back and started screaming random names. The freak was 280 pounds, I broke my back. FML
i8anfml 0
you are dumb and this is stupid. whose moderating these? and number forty, that was never funny.
skiesofgreen 0
#3 has been posting that on just about every fml for the past couple days... and yes I have little enough of a life to know that. Shutup, I don't want to study ok?
circayouandme 0
HA HA HA HA