Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Top comments
Fishque 0
??? Did you even read it?
imlaughingatyou 0
lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol
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meddude 0
fail
xClarkGable 0
YDI.
Socrates_fml 0
#2, what's the point of having you here? That's what this site is for...
route95 0
ahahaha poor kid. once i kicked a kid who i thought was my friend. AWKWARD! I didnt know i needed glasses then =P
jess_138 0
hahaha that's better than following a woman around target thinking she's your mom only to have her turn around and ask you to stop stalking her.
lolzorspoop 0
awww thats too sad
22_fml 0
wow i have definetly done that one before your not alone
Fmlisdabomb 0
#3 i didnt no it was possible to dump ur brother
thatCanadianGuy7 0
I did that once at a pool... guy I thought was my uncle had same yellow trunks, same haircut, good thing I was 6
greenfinch 0
#3. It was her BROTHER, not her boyfriend.