Transportation, Cars, Cheating and My ex: Blackballed

Blackballed

By Anonymous - 01/09/2025 01:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I broke down but couldn't call a tow truck driver because my now ex-fiancee cheated on me with multiple ones in our area. I threw it into neutral and pushed it off the road. I don't know what to do now. FML

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You deserved it 173

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 171

You deserved it 2 866

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 471

You deserved it 3 338

By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 563

You deserved it 8 154

Insurance is a scam

By leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 890

You deserved it 227

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 180

You deserved it 65 756

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 293

You deserved it 930

By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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You deserved it 1 351

Bad time for insurance denials

By Anonymous - 06/01/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 85

Don't look back

By WhataStrangeTripThisIs - 16/07/2021 20:01

Today, out of pure desperation and loneliness, I went out with my ex-boyfriend. It ended with him hitting me and driving off with my car. He's in jail now. What was I thinking? FML

I agree, your life sucks 828

You deserved it 720

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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You deserved it 30 224

DLBL 20

Monday 1 September 2025 16:52

So, call a tow truck and if he remembers your ex-fiancee, laugh together about what a loose ***** she is.

stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 16:00

That's an oddly specific fetish. AAA groupie (not the baseball kind)? Sorry, OP.

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stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 16:00

That's an oddly specific fetish. AAA groupie (not the baseball kind)? Sorry, OP.

DLBL 20

Monday 1 September 2025 16:52

So, call a tow truck and if he remembers your ex-fiancee, laugh together about what a loose ***** she is.

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 1 September 2025 22:55

Call a tow truck. They may give you a group discount?

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 2 September 2025 2:15

Rent a u-haul with two wheeled tow trailer. Jack it up and pull it home behind a u-haul.

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