Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
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girlnextdoor_678 0
whose out there like, "that man is dancing. we must call the cops before he wreaks havoc on the town."
resawins 0
who the **** would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!
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Comments (51)
shree 0
In Edmonton last summer, there was a guy who would walk to work along a really busy road, and he would dance the entire time to make people happy as they were driving by. He ended up getting fined a lot of money for distracting people, and there was this huge uproar about it because he made that many people happy. Maybe you made people happy, at least. :)
opalitepetals 0
was he the guy who would always dance on the corner near the movie theater side of west ed mall? I positive I saw that guy every single day on my way to work and on my way back. Are you sure he was walking to work? LOL because im pretty sure he considered dancing on that corner his job.
luckystar_fml 0
They probably thought he was drunk or something. At least in the states public intoxication is illegal, so maybe that was the case? Still a great FML.
Amandaisdreaming 7
since when was dancing a crime?
nhewitt02 6
Since the movie footloose I guess..? Seems like the only reasonable starting time to me..
ShadowSEAL 0
Holy crap.
kingkash 0
stop lying
madasahatter 0
did they arrest you for your *god forbid!* dancing?
ayemami 0
idk why the cops would be called for that. :/
fmylife_hardcore 0
Thats f*ing hardcore. I freaking love you. You got arrested for dancing.
WhyworldWhy 0
since when is that agenst the law?
jeniilouise 0
who would ring the police for that?! and why would they show up?! hopefully they gave you a lift home at least...? and i have to ask, do you now have a criminal record for 'dancing'? that would be amazing.