Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
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krissytina 6
Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key
bcoolplz 1
i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.
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beautikill 4
haha!!
the32394 0
you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
the32394 0
you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
the32394 0
you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
the32394 0
you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
the32394 0
you remind me of a will smith song he talks about girls and in one verse he says he jumps out of a girls window and runs outside in the winter with his underwear lol
Vanni 0
Stop posting multiple copies of the same comment, please!
arieelxx 0
38: some people don't bother to go and read all the comments there for there ends up being multiple similar comments.
Intoxicunt 6
No, this guy posted 4+ of each comment on every FML. The moderators obviously deleted the others.
arieelxx 0
jokes ignore that. I ment to say it is the iPod/computer doing that. it happens to me on s regular basis. unless they are annoying then I agree with you .
arieelxx 0
wow wow wow . my touch needs to work! ignore my stupidity. I noticed that after I posted the two other comments!
the32394 0
**** vanni
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