Animals: Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards,...

By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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MaddieMonster 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:17

Hey, I'm an American too. I thoughtfully admit we are pretty damn stupid sometimes.

loveyababe 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:07

smooth! hahahaha at least they breezed by quickly.

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maggie_gxx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:35

and 24 how ELSE are you supposed to change.

lenkab123 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 7:21

you take one part of ur clothes off first (ie; a shirt) then u quickly change and continue. simple

Jakester 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:38

ooo I hope thoses horses didnt get turned on talk about the worst day of your life if they did. To those who clicked YDI because the op didnt know that it was a horse did it ever occur to you that maybe the op never rode a horse on a horse trail at least or maybe she couldnt see the horse trail? just a thought

zzyx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:40

Don't worry, the horses were naked, too.

Zoa_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:53

I don't understand why people always get naked in these FML's after swimming! I was a competitive swimmer for 12 years and I could probably count on one hand the amount of fellow swimmers that ever saw me naked! There are ways to do it people!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:16

#35: Thank you, it is kind of confusing at first but this is what I do OP: Top off first, towel dry, wrap it around you and put your bra & shirt on over the towel, pull it off. Bottoms. towel dry, wrap it around you and put your undies and shorts on UNDER the towel, pull it off. Bam! no need for public nakedness.