Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
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MaddieMonster 0
Hey, I'm an American too. I thoughtfully admit we are pretty damn stupid sometimes.
loveyababe 0
smooth! hahahaha at least they breezed by quickly.
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Comments (73)
RedStook 0
At least you didn't spook the horses. You'd have bucking broncos stampeding through the woods and unhorsed riders looking to you for an explanation.
Cheyyyy 0
#5 - Fail. God loves everyone [: Yeaah. Just had to make that point *laughs*
pernicious_pink 12
LOL! Oops! Embarrassing for you. Lucky for them? ;-)
maggie_gxx 0
you all take the fmls so seriously... gosh its FUNNY. no need to hate.
24788 6
HAHA, dangerous person.
Trooth 13
how can they just close a bathroom at a national park?! That's just asking people to pee in the woods.
stephane_fml 0
do you atleast have a decent body???
pikachu_01 0
Lol #34 #40, how do you know the OP drove to the park? Maybe she didn't bring her car...? Don't assume...
BB_baby 0
damn so what? be proud of your body! not ashamed!
Jack_4194 1
How could you not realize that trails are traveled? Clearly if you wanted privacy you should've left the trail.