Animals: Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards,...

By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 16:17

Hey, I'm an American too. I thoughtfully admit we are pretty damn stupid sometimes.

loveyababe 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:07

smooth! hahahaha at least they breezed by quickly.

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RedStook 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:10

At least you didn't spook the horses. You'd have bucking broncos stampeding through the woods and unhorsed riders looking to you for an explanation.

Cheyyyy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:21

#5 - Fail. God loves everyone [: Yeaah. Just had to make that point *laughs*

pernicious_pink 12

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:16

LOL! Oops! Embarrassing for you. Lucky for them? ;-)

maggie_gxx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:44

you all take the fmls so seriously... gosh its FUNNY. no need to hate.

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:25

HAHA, dangerous person.

Trooth 13

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:16

how can they just close a bathroom at a national park?! That's just asking people to pee in the woods.

stephane_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 8:13

do you atleast have a decent body???

pikachu_01 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:10

Lol #34 #40, how do you know the OP drove to the park? Maybe she didn't bring her car...? Don't assume...

BB_baby 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:16

damn so what? be proud of your body! not ashamed!

Jack_4194 1

Monday 18 May 2009 19:37

How could you not realize that trails are traveled? Clearly if you wanted privacy you should've left the trail.

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