Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
Yessi_Boo 14
That's sucks, but it's so cute. I hope you praised your daughter :) at least you know you raised her right
RubbarDuckie 9
Aaah, your daughter is so sweet.
hanathebanana 3
Getting a bit sick of the people who are saying 'omg you have 2 kids and you're not even married yet!!!' My mum was 28 and not married to my dad by the time both my sister and I were born and we're all as happy as can be.
Plumeriaprincess 2
How supportive do you really expect him to be? He can't even commit to you enough to marry you! Instead, you keep popping out kids for him?
BaronVonSteuben 5
There's a reason he's your boyfriend and not your husband.
ninaskyez 12
Atleast you know ur baby cares
ashjo 12
At least your daughter isn't like her father... And let's hope the next child doesn't turn out like him too..
SammiixSue 13
What a sweet girl! She'll make a fantastic big sister :)
cardan18 2
You picked him.
caitiebug1119 15
Good news: You're a great parent. Bad news: Your taste in men needs to be reconsidered.