Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML
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Today, after I've been nauseous for a week straight, barely eating or sleeping, I was going to see my doctor. She then called in sick and I can't get an appointment for another week. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, after checking in and waiting for three hours to see the doctor, the receptionist said she forgot about me because she didn't see me. She asked me to come back tomorrow. I was sitting right in front of her. FML
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hairy_apple 0
I'm a woman and I hold doors open for other people.... it has nothing to do with gender, people do it because its nice. Also, doctors can't do anything for viruses so they would have told you to get lots of rest, drink lots of fluids, etc. So really she saved you from paying for a doctor's visit needlessly ;)
epoh_fml 0
the BRAT diet will bind your stools--bananas, rice, apples, and toast. Lots of fluids and get to the ER ASAP if you're dehydrated.
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Comments (65)
razorp 0
yep the BRAT diet is all you need, it's a stomach virus for christ sake why do you need a doctor, if it's not gone in two days then you can Ito a doctor
Twinklestar 0
He didn't say he hadn't already had it for two days and obviously at that point he hadn't been to the doctor and didn't know if it was just a stomach virus. A lot better than waiting until everything is closed and going to the ER because your temperature is too high or you're completely dehydrated.
mildii 0
awww u're such a nice man OP ;( sorry for that
pw57 0
like razorp said, who goes to the doctors with a stomach virus?
ChurchofFagenism 0
Larry David much?
bluedimples_510 0
it's your fault for waiting until the last minute to go see the doctor!!! And NO, doctors don't need to help everyone... especially if it's closing time!! People don't understand that doctors and the people who work at the clinic have been there all day and probably have families they want to go home to!! It really angers me when people think they are entitled to be treated by doctors just becuase you're sick and you're dumbass waited until closing and then have the nerve to whine about it later!
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, I can't believe the woman you held the door open for didn't say anything! I hope you're feeling better.
danielalahh 0
It's good to do nice things but when you're in that type situation think of yourself(:
alex1432 9
bullshit
ROFLUMAD 0
Karma will repay you in time, don't worry ^_^
42billybob 5
i suggest booze. alcohol is used to disinfect so it's worth a shot, plus a good buzz usually numbs pains like that and you'll get to sleep faster so it'll be tomorrow sooner, at which point you'll have had a good night's sleep.