Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
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ShadowWhovian 14
Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public
FrancesShiver 20
Wise words from Fred.
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coledh 13
Fyi, but I like your choice in online videos.
Lanker 17
Sorry OP, that must have been awful, but I guess we all have our awkward moment from time to time :D
Meanmommy02 11
Hahaha I pulled that one up at work fyl
theinformer 3
I sat on my porch, grabbed a beer, and ****** her right in the pussy
91hayek 31
Poor Fred. Youtube has many funny videos but it has lent itself to the exploitation and mockery of homeless people, who are baited into doing funny things on camera to be uploaded. It used to be organic and rare but now, seeking viral hits and popularity, even television stations are setting up incidents that are supposed to be 'real' to go viral and bring more traffic to their stations. The homeless situation in America is pretty bad, and is getting worse with it now being made illegal in 30 major cities to feed the homeless out of your own pocket or initiative without government approval. These people are good for a joke but they are more than that; they are real people with serious problems. I was not going to say anything but after reading about the recent arrest of some people trying to feed the homeless in their community (had been doing it for several years before the new law) I thought I might as well say something instead of being sad this weekend. Also realtors in London, England are putting up spike strips under covered awnings to keep the homeless away from their stoops and doorways. Homelessness is a problem, but spikes aren't going to help. Sorry but I had to tell someone about this thing that's been bugging me all week.
THobsession4 18
While I agree, there is an interview on YouTube with Fred where he said he was retired and he's not actually homeless.
stonerchikk 4
That's embarrassing. hahaha
tehdarkness 21
Next time just don't watch **** in public.
150493x 29
You should read the other comments before you post. Google the quote in the post and you'll see it's not **** at all.
alex_gen 39
Ever heard of earphones?
EdenCrystal 21
"Accidentally"
GreyDiaries 10
what video was it???